9Thursday, August 10, 2006

gym! i like gym. its sth i'm good at. i prefer enduring that kinda training. makes me look unproportionate though. =( sian.

went mugging with nat today. was fun lah, always was. but pangsehed daniel soon. sorry ah! another time hor! talked about lots of stuff, about someone, (conbtent here was removed!)
competition coming on saturday! im kinda scared, what with kel saying we might have probelms coordinating since we are both solo boat guys. hmm. can lah can lah, i follow his stroles should be ok. we shall own on the boat. run maybe lose to some of you guys, but on the boat we can own. we must own. we can own. now beat that you crazily fast runners! eat all my backwash! (if we can catch you after you go into the water)



good luck to me! everyone wish me good luck! good luck guys! good luck VJ KAYAK! and most of all, good luck, you.







last part: entertainment! these are some gay metaphors i got from James.

Was reading some funny message siang yee sent me about gay metaphors... Below are some of the best I feel!

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost.

She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature British beef.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

Awakening my lame inner child, I decided to form a few too...

He started praying like a praying mantis

The mosquito bite swell like Mount Everest shrunk down a thousand times

I began pouring my feelings like lao sai after drinking tao hui

Tears streamed from his eyes like the last few drops of pee

My biceps hurt like a personified broken bicycle

After breaking up, he was as lonely as a single testicle in the scrotum after the other got removed due to defects.

He was so embarassed that he turned as red as stained sanitary pads

When he found out he passed his econs paper, he felt as happy as a boy who failed for erectile dysfunction

His privates were as big as a baseball bat placed between two softballs.

His privates were as small as a half eaten sausage in between two meatballs on a satay stick.
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