hate me? then PISS OFF.

hahaha. so chio hor. but nat is doing it all wrong! still. very chio hor. hahah. wah that night damn high seriously. now i think back also can start laughing.

went mugging with cong today. library mugging. white sands! bloody cold, dunno why they set the temp so low. no link library so cold for what my hands went white. heng got one 2 week old VJ tee in my bag which i took out to wrap my hands in. met Ruth. who was smiling all the time. yes she has a pretty smile, but when she smiles non stop it gets scary. haha. no offense if you see this ruth. you still have a pretty smile.

monday promos. thursday no more. chiong!

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god bless nat's grandma.

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wah today was a damn funny/gay/retarded day. went to mug in school with fat nat then went to airport to mug with cong as well. we laughed and laughed non stop wehn we started talking about some guy who says the f word a lot. probably as much as breathing. then nat tried to be stupid and started sayinf fuck everytime he breathed in and you everytime he breathed out. while he was still chewing zhicong tried first. he sounded like an owl. hahah. wah then cannot stop laughing alr. laugh non stop cnanot study. hahaha. for the next 2 hours we spent the time laughing away, stopping periodically to study. then someone chuckled a bit, then we burst into uncontrollable laughter again. hahahha. and zhicong believes that the merlion quirts water out through the nose. pls try to imagine that scene. hahaha. what a nice symbol for singapore!and we took a DAMN GAY PICTURE. i shall upload it tmr when i get it from zhicong. stay tuned. haha.

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fun and joy for the entire family!

and

gp damn easy leh buey tahan! comfirm promote this year!

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hl:haha true in some ways yes but i shall not talk about mugging. haha.

liz: dun be dumb lah since when i pissed with you. seriously the file transfer canclled itself!

GP paper coming sian. but next week exams over. YESS. MORE CHILLING AND MOVIES AND GOING OUT. NO MORE MUGGING. and for the FIRST time in my life my birthday is AFTER exams. every single year i have my birthday DURING the finals. now its AFTER. hohoho. more chilling!

and training is gonna get really crazy after promos. i hope i can last. i know i can last! im gonna push push push.

feed your faith and your doubts starve to death.

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PLS STOP REMINDING EACH OTHER ABOUT PROMOS

every blog i go sure got mention about promos one. daniel soon got that bloodtyclock, regina got that bloody clock, han loong talking about all the mugging, regina no longer updates and her last post is about mugging, james blogs about his mugging schdeule, eliz's blog is full of angst, only nat's blog is about random motorbikes. daniel toh's blog so sad like that, eh daniel cheer up! your life not that boring lah cmon! got me leh! (see ninja below) siang also crazily mugging only update once a week. but his latest post quite interesting.

don't post about mugging leh.. blogs are supposed to be surfed in your free time, when you wanna chill and relax.. if you mug halfway go surf blog then still see mugging, will die one leh! yes everyone know's you are working hard for the promos.. dun need to say out lah, show everyone with results! yeah. but then hor dunman high ppl always kena labelled closet muggers. knnbccb. eh why ah. dunman peeps you all noe not long ago got this spat of this guy striking out at dunmanians on his blog about all dunmanians being closet muggers or sth lah. forgot what it was about but he was criticising us dunmanians. we that closet muggerish meh. anyway, i think this kind of thing only happens cause of jealousy. i mean, how would you feel if someone who doesnt seem to study get damn high grades while you study your balls off also no effect. then accuse of closet mugging. =.= if you look at it another way, suppose got this closet mugger. but he doesnt do well at all. you think anyone will care meh. nobody will give a shit if he closet mugs. firstly cos its obviously not effective, secondly cos the "accuser" doesnt feel jealous. then it boils down to jealousy, not closet mugging. then how do you define closet mugging?

the commmon understanding is this:

Alpha:eh got test tmr, you got study not?
Beta: siao. where got time.. play dota only lah.. study a bit nia..
Alpha:haha. heng ah i also.

a week later when results come back

Alpha: eh you knnbccb tell me never study! FSCK YOU LAH!
Beta: eh tyco only lah! lac lah!

therefore beta becomes the closet mugger. but everyone has a different definition of closet mugging. you have your own definition, i have mine, so its a paradox cos its OUR definition so it can't be wrong, but one of us has to be wrong if you compare relatively to each other. i study one hour count a bit. the china scholar study 8hours count a bit. when you ask the scholars they of cos say a bit la! or never study. when never study means 4 hours. they still kick your ass right. so basically, dun ask whether someone studied not. just study. mug!

wtf i just realised i just realised that after telling everyone not to talk about mugging, i just analysed and took it to a higher level.

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cool hor.

wah there is actually a very ugly picture of me during tug of war on Sports day. i just realised not long ago after George had it on his display pic. uhh pls do not go look for it. why the hell would they take a picture of my face when its all screwed up when you're exerting strength during tug of war??? gayness. spoil my image. HAHAHA EEEEE. however i was too damn thick skinned to admit that its ugly. so i was telling george and shiyi(shiyi told me george had it on his display pic) that its a very handsome photo of me. so shiyi said i chao bhb. george say i the ultimate bhb.

however, bhb means berry handsome boy. thank you shi yi and george.

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CHELSEA KICK ASSSSSSSS.

wonderful strike by Drogba! im damn happy that Chelsea beat Liverpool. Such a impt game! no offence to liverpool fans. i kinda like liverpool too! However Chelsea still KYA. KICK YOUR ASS. hahahhahaha.

yeah KYA.

wah nat is damn hardworking now buey tahan.ace the promos k nat. just less calls at night. =D i mean dun call me lah...... =DDD

finally,

CHELESA KYA.

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determination lah determination. cmon lets go. dun keep them waiting.

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saw tze sam and john today at pastamania! dunno why see them very happy. hahaha. so long never see each other liao everyone all smiles. yeah good seeing dunmanians. after mugging hints: if you get damn sian of mugging, go run your heart out. non stop, just keep running, let your heart pound and your feet lightly touch the ground. and go faster and faster. wah damn shiok. like,

damn shiok.

come back, rest a bit, chill a while, drink water. bathe, and say hello to the bed!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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go study lah see what blog. =D

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ELIZABETH IS A COW.

yeah im sure of that after today. she's is MEGA THICK SKINNED. i think a knife wouldnt kill her, it'll probably be embedded in her skin and be stuck there forever. haha.

COW.and a flirtatious one. haha.

mugged with liz, jackson and nat. yeah mega weird combi but what the heck as long as we mug. haha. hmm. ELizabteh Taylor, Michael Jackson and Nat King Cole. hey cool names! haha. and i can be Jonathan, best friend of King David.

ee.

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in memory of Steve irwin.

its too friggin sudden. his life ended in 2 secs probably. i don't understand why he can suddenly die. as in yes i know the entire process of the barb entering his heart when he swam over a bull ray but, why?? probability was mega low. the accident rate of bull ray barbs attacking humans is rare, real rare, cos they don't even use those barbs to attack humans at all. that sucks. and the pain that he must have felt when something pierced through it.

he shoudlnt have died man.

such a tv personality. mr lionheart. well i guess you have to pay it back someway someday, just not like that! we all take risks, steve irwin does it for a living. well i guess he must have thought it through before he entered the career scene this way, and he'd probably have prepared himself that he might just die like that one day. either way it sucks to be impaled by a bull ray barb. god bless.

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whoa im back. hmm been on mugging mode these few days so had no time or urge to blog. haha. eh dan some of the kayakers went overnight mugging again. for fun. haha. solid. and there was this manager who made hot milo for us, free, and said study hard to all of us. wah damn nice. yeah mugging rocks.

played two a bit too. everytime we study till we're damn sian we decide to pacp up and go play pool. like, for 1-2 hours then we go home. and i met jun xiang! along with ngee yong and heng yu. hhahaha. i guess the three of them are good friends now. met najid too. kinda cool, meet so many ppl. yeah pool rocks.

did my K1 the other day. managed to do 10k before we packed up. arhh should have done more considering my boat is more streamlined and faster blahblahblah. must. perform. still. i'm happy. haha. yeah kayaking rocks.

oooh RSAF open house. im going later. in 2 hours time. hmm i wonder how it'll be like. going with nat and zhicong! yeah two good bros.aiyah do what with them also sure fun one. yeah that rocks.

now back to my game. destress time!

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