hate me? then PISS OFF.

ok this table is from some AXA group smartcare shield insurance quotation
Total Paralysis S$25,000
Loss of 1 arm/leg S$10,000
Loss sight of 1 eye S$10,000
Total Loss of Speech S$10,000
Loss of hearing in both ears S$15,000
Loss of hearing in 1 ear S$5,000
Loss of thumb/index finger S$2,500
Loss of any other finger $1,000
Loss of 1 toe S$1,000

when i saw this, i was laughing lik some crazy ass.
ok nvm.. the main point is.... we can be filthy rich!!! as students!!

firstly, i will like to point out the following.
Loss of hearing in both ears S$15,000
Loss of hearing in 1 ear S$5,000
people! you HAVE to exploit this compensation no matter wat. ok just do the calculation. they are paying u an EXTRA FIVE GRAND if u lose hearing in both ears instead of 1. can u imagine the advantages of losing ur hearing?? u wun hav to worry abt people bitching abt u cuz u wun get to hear any of them. u wun feel awkward anymore when u wake up in the middle of the night feeling the the house shaking cuz u can no longer hear ur parents make love. so if u happen to lose hearing in 1 ear, juz go do abit of damage in the other one and u can hav 10 grand for nothing....
next. 5 fingers are worth S$8,000. however, an arm is worth S$10,000. so please be smart.. if u happen to lose all ur fingers on 1 hand, juz get an axe and chop the whole god damn arm off. wat good will a fingerless arm do? u cant point THE finger, u cant wank, u cant dig ur nose, u cant clean ur ass.. so might as well get rid of the extra bones and flesh on ur body and earn urself an extra 2 grand.
the same applies to ur leg as well. 5 toes are worth S$5,000 however a leg is worth S$10,000!! tats lik fucking twice the amount. and with technology nowadays, we can always fix in a fake one without anyone noticing the diff. so do urself some favour, do the math and earn urself some money.

lastly, do not get urself paralyzed. it is not worth getting paid S$25,000 to get stuck in some wheelchair for the rest of ur life and be unable to fuck anymore. this compensation is a hoax. i declare it. cuz if u're smart enough.. u can get stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of ur life... BUT earn yourself a whooping amount of SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. S$65,000!!!
but of course u'll hav no hands no legs cant see cant hear cant speak. BUT.. u can still smell ((:

before i go. i hav to make it known tat i'm not satisfied with something. i think they should hav 2 seperate lists for guys and girls.
everything visible on our body has been covered in the table of compensation.. but where is the
"Loss of penis S$25,000 per inch" ???
they should hav it.. i mean.. its a must..
for the girls.. they should have the following
"Loss of virginity S$25,000 per inch entered"

i dunno this is one heck of a crazy post.

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