hate me? then PISS OFF.

hmmm. today has been a thought provoking water training. Mr Teo said a LOT of stuff to us, challenged us to beat the other CCAs, went on about how we havent been pushing hard enough, how we were NOT doing monster training, how useless we were.

and the best part: we ANY of us don't get top 50 for cross, we're kicked out of the team. this was told to us sometime ago, but for all you outsiders who don't know anything, here's telling you.

anyway he said a lot of stuff, which really got me thinking. my mind blanked out when i was down in water, focusing only on the strokes the paddle the blooody waves, but the moment i was out of water i couldnt help thinking again.

he's right, y'know. we're not good enough. or the boys are not good enough. i'm not good enough. im not good enough. im not good enough. over and over again. i want, i have to, and i must change that.

our greatest fear is not that we're inadequate, but that we're powerful beyond measure.

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last friday i was sick, and got a 2 day mc, giving me a much needed break and rest from canoeing training. took the time to rest, chill a bit, felt much better by saturday alr. then i saw Beckham's biography in my bookshelf cos my bro bought it and i started reading. it got me thinking a lot about soccer. when you start reading about beckham's childhood, about him and his father doing nothing but play socccer everyday after school into the evenings and sometimes into the night, i can't help but wonder, what if i was born in england instead, where soccer receives so much moresupport from everywhere, be it parents or family or school or friends. how many of us could have madie it big there just playing soccer, even if not in the Premiership. maybe making it big is being over-ambitious, but if you look at beckham's route, it was sucessful all the way to man utd.

either way, as long as anyone was born in england with the same passion for soccer as we have now, (i think of all my dunman mates suddenly), all of us would have had a lot more fun than in Singapore. go soccer trials for noob teams, then advance and advance. damn exicting isnt it, never know when a liverpool scout was watching you or sth. point being we could all just play soccer all day long without a care in the world. as long as we finish our homework first. kinda opens a whole new world for you if you start thinking about it. thats is, IF you were born in england. the world of difference a single word makes.

recently been talking a lot with gary chua, mr playboy. haha about girls he like/dun like/ dun like anymore/ ask for his number(hahahahahahaha) but i shall not divulge anything here lest he whacks me with his volleyball. i strike back with my kayak paddle ah! but mine will break so forget it. but its seriously DAMN funny. OH! you must know about the girl that asked for his number. jhahahahahahaha. i feel damn bad saying it here so i shall wait for him to see this and wait for his tag or sth beofre spilling it all out here. we have nicknamed her tapioca legs. and here is a sneak preview. gary said, i have to hold her books for her. but it sounded like, i have to hold her boobs for her.

but i think he's hands too small.

and he's hands are kinda big alr.

hahahahahahahhaha. i bet he'll laugh like a dick if he sees this cos i am. hahahahaahahah. see you soon gary chua.

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i have suddenly decided to blog. its been some time cos i've ben tired and lethargic from all the training and mugging. and im also tired today but i feel like blogging. i wanna talk abt training but i shall not talk much abt it except that i need to convert my str in gym to water. im not being thick skinned but i can do the heaviest weights in gym compared to any kayaker, but im kinda like, the fucking slowest in water. i need to translate that power in gym to strength and speed in water. maybe its cos im not used to my boat yet but its alr January i dun have much more time to get used to it. and one thing i'm not happy about is the girls always going down for water first.

firstly, they try ot come up on time but they don't always do. secondly the shifting and moving of everyone takes up time. so it eats into our water time.

secondly we always do circuits first. we burn our energy before we even go down into water, which is integral to training. then when we go down for water, we can't push as hard. which is dumb cos water wont be as effective. after doing 300-400 over push ups, lots of pullups, dips, squats, crunches,leg raises, flutter kicks, close-hand dips, for one whole bloody hour, how much energy do you have left to use in water?

the system needs to be revised. its unfair to the boys team. no matter how much we suck.

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i love puns. yes we should all love puns. puns buns nuns guns runs. we love puns.

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i feel good. i shall keep feeling good. yeah for once everything is starting to fall in place and run like clockwork. ok anyway here's a convo from today. in chinese.

XiuQuan: Eh, ni3 yao4 bang1 wo3 na2 dong1 xi1 mah1?

Me: Na2 She3 me4?

Xiuquan: NA BEI.

follwed by incoherent laughter from both parties.

xiuwuan is a fucking retard. but it was damn funny at the point in time. hahaha.

ok i'm feeling damn lazy to blog so i shall let my fingers turn short/fat/stubby.

and i'll have you noe i shaved one min off my 2.4 timing in 2 weeks. and im damn proud of it. im gonna shave more. =D

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for some reason im feeling depressed. and i can't seek out the reason why. maybe its cos of all the time apart. and its just the first week. but fuck it.

back to the retarded posts! since im kinda feeling depressed now, i shall just give you guys a dirty joke.

Q: Osama Bin Laden was about to have sex with his wife. when he split her legs, he saw something and he took out a gun and shot it. what did he see??

Answer: BUSH. =D

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hello ppl happy new year! welcome back to junkia's blog to see me talk cock and offend people. haha guys this is always just for fun so pls do not put up hate messages on my tagboard or nat the orc will leap to my defense and eat you up. he eats a lot.

the other day i was in kinokuniya with nothing to do so i was reading some book on interesting animal facts.

obviously i flipped to the sex page.

but there was none.

but there was a homosexual page. haha. check this out:

Homosexual dolphins have some of the most novel forms of sexual behaviour, including nasal sex, in which a penis is inserted into the blowhole WAT THE FUCK and sonic sex,
in which the dolphin's genitals are stimiulated by sonic pulses.

i don't get the nasal one. its either you have a really large blowhole, or a really small you know. piece of equipment. and where's the pleasure. guys or girls pls stick a pen up your nose now and tell me you attain orgasm. cos i can't and the only thing thats happening is my nose is its getting red and sore.

SONIC SEX. holy mama. sing to each other's genitals. i do not wish to elaborate. haha.

also included in the topic were all the other homosexual animals in the natural world. now if God supposedly created a clean and pure world and some people all around earth hate homosexuals and stuff, then i think thats wrong.

cos afterall, without any influence like metrosexual dressing and stuff, there are still homosexuals. and a lot more than humans it suppose.

so there shouldnt be a big hooha over homosexuals. cos its normal.

nasal and sonic isnt. but homos are.

gogo homosexuals.

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